Party Unity, My Ass
Posted on | August 29, 2008
[For immediate release] I’ve had it with partisan politics, as have so many Americans these days. After much consideration and consultation with my cats and wife, I’ve decided to run. We had wanted to break the news here, but the sheer size of my organization probably guaranteed leaks, and once the media got hold of the story, there seemed little point in delaying my announcement…
