Party Unity, My Ass
[For immediate release] I’ve had it with partisan politics, as have so many Americans these days. After much consideration and consultation with my cats and wife, I’ve decided to run. We had wanted to break the news here, but the sheer size of my organization probably guaranteed leaks, and once the media got hold of [...]
Fail
Since corrected.
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Sen. Barack Obama accepts the Democratic nomination.
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“I will begin at thy heel and tell what thou art by inches.”
—Troilus And Cressida, 2.1.50-51
