Party Unity, My Ass
[For immediate release] I’ve had it with partisan politics, as have so many Americans these days. After much consideration and consultation with my cats and wife, I’ve decided to run. We had wanted to break the news here, but the sheer size of my organization probably guaranteed leaks, and once the media got hold of [...]
Fail
Since corrected.
Splendiferous Video Feed
Sen. Barack Obama accepts the Democratic nomination.
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“I will begin at thy heel and tell what thou art by inches.”
—Troilus And Cressida, 2.1.50-51
Acidiferous Video Feed
Rep. Dennis Kucinich: “Wake Up, America!”
A Progressive Tax Plan?
It will come as no surprise that Sen. McCain is running on a promise to cut taxes, despite the biggest federal budget deficit in history–nor is it news that he wants to give the biggest tax cuts to wealthy families. What gives me hope is Sen. Obama’s plan to shift the tax burden upward, increasing [...]
Virus in Spaaaaaaaaace!
Laptop computers taken to the International Space Station had been compromised by a well-known virus:
Space news website SpaceRef broke the story about the virus on the laptops that astronauts took to the ISS.
NASA told SpaceRef that no command or control systems of the ISS were at risk from the malicious program.
The laptops infected with the [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Thou art bought and sold among those of any wit, like a
barbarian slave.” —Troilus And Cressida, 2.1.48-50
Gratuitous Video Feed
Led Zeppelin: “Bonzo’s Montreux”
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Thou sodden-witted lord, thou hast no more brain than I have
in my elbows.” —Troilus And Cressida, 2.1.45-47
