What’s the Matter With Georgia?
The doggone voting machines, that’s what, when Republican voting machine CEOs secretly apply “special” patches to software only in machines used in heavily Democratic counties, patches that don’t do what they’re said to do:
Spoonamore received the Diebold patch from a whistleblower close to the office of Cathy Cox, Georgia’s then-Secretary of State. In discussions with [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Nothing I’ll bear from thee
But nakedness, thou detestable town!”
—Timon Of Athens, 4.1.32-33
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Live loath’d, and long,
Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites,
Courteous destroyers, affable wolves, meek bears,
You fools of fortune, trencher-friends, time’s flies,
Cap-and-knee slaves, vapours, and minute-jacks!”
—Timon Of Athens, 3.6.89-93
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“You knot of mouth-friends! Smoke and lukewarm water
Is your perfection.” —Timon Of Athens, 3.6.85-86
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Your words have took much pains as if they labour’d
To bring manslaughter into form, and set quarreling
Upon the head of valour. —Timon Of Athens, 3.5.26-28
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“You undergo too strict a paradox,
Striving to make an ugly deed look fair.”
—Timon Of Athens, 3.5.24-25
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.”
—Timon Of Athens, 3.5.3
Bird Seed Bandit
This dashing highwayman is quite athletic in his bird feeder raids. This tactic may be the first step in an escalating arms race. Per the doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction, my response is to be the sheet of Plexiglas we bought to block his horizontal access.
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“They have e’en put my breath from me, the slaves. Creditors?
Devils!” —Timon Of Athens, 3.4.102-3
Ick
Teh stoopid, it burns. A theology professor has this whole violence-against-women thing figured out:
One reason that men abuse their wives is because women rebel against their husband’s God-given authority, a Southern Baptist scholar said Sunday in a Texas church.
Bruce Ware, professor of Christian theology at Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Ky., said [...]
