Celebrity Vorticize with Sergeant John!
Posted on | June 30, 2008
The shallow end of the pool is great for running laps. Being much heavier than Lynne, I get better traction, and soon work up an uxoricidal vortex that threatens to capsize her. It’s at this point that Lynne has either to follow along in my wake, or to flee to the leeward end to tread water until the storm passes. After several circuits, I change direction and manage to impress myself with the sheer force of the whirlpool I’ve created. I keep checking on Lynne, just to be sure she hasn’t gone Edmund Fitzgeralding to the bottom.
Pity the poor sailor out on a night like this! Fighting all that drag, though, is building muscles; I can feel it. Come visit, and Vorticize™ the Sergeant John way!
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