Celebrity Vorticize with Sergeant John!
The shallow end of the pool is great for running laps. Being much heavier than Lynne, I get better traction, and soon work up an uxoricidal vortex that threatens to capsize her. It’s at this point that Lynne has either to follow along in my wake, or to flee to the leeward end [...]
How to Lose Friends and Incite People
A Friday morning US Special Forces-led raid in the Iraqi city of Janaja resulted in the death of a man the Pentagon described as “a local security guard.”
Maliki is Janaja’s most famous son, but he’s been conspicuously silent in the aftermath of an apparent covert coalition raid Friday morning — finally acknowledged Sunday by the [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“I wonder men dare trust themselves with men.
Methinks they should invite them without knives:
Good for their meat, and safer for their lives.”
—Timon Of Athens, 1.2.43-45
