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Posted on | November 30, 2007

XP Vehicles announces the Whisper™, an inflatable electric car:

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 13 –XP Vehicles™ (http://www.xpcarteam.com) today announced that it’s Whisper™ electric car is being developed for online direct ship distribution at sub $5000.00 price-points.

A baffled pressure tube system (think Zodiac™ rubber boat) provides the actual supporting and protective structure of the vehicle. How safe is it? Recall that NASA recently threw tens of millions of dollars of ultra-sensitive electronics onto the surface of Mars from nearly a mile up and then bounced that same delicate gear for over a mile over boulders and everything worked flawlessly.

This was due to the instruments being shrouded in an already expanded inflatable housing that has served as the model for the Whisper™ body structure. Anyone looking at the warnings on their visor can be concerned about the dangers during airbag inflation so XP simply built a vehicle entirely out of next-generation, always inflated, safety airbags. The engineers for the Whisper are confident you can drive it off a 25-foot cliff without serious injury to its passengers. They claim this is the safest car ever designed for drivers, passengers and pedestrians.

Wheeeeeee!

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