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“In Our Opinion, No”

Hapless White House Press Secretary Dana Perino reveals that the Bush Administration thinks it’s never okay to restrict civil liberties for the sake of fighting terrorism:
Q: Is it ever reasonable to restrict constitutional freedoms in the name of fighting terrorism?
MS. PERINO: In our opinion, no.
Irony may not be quite dead, but that’s a pretty convincing [...]

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Queen: “Killer Queen”

Pat Boone: Gay-Hater for God & GOP

Republicans in trouble always run home to mama, shamelessly playing the homophobe card to draw out “values” voters. In Kentucky this month, the GOP is robocalling potential voters with a rant from Pat Boone himself (audio at link):
Going into the home stretch in in the Kentucky gubernatorial election, the Republicans appear to have brought [...]

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“‘Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.”
—Pericles, 1.2.79

Why, oh why?

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