Gonzales Top Ten Redux
Posted on | August 28, 2007
Letterman had funnier top ten reasons why Gonzo had to go:
10. Felt he wasn’t incompetent enough for the Bush Administration.
9. Secretly ordered himself to fire himself.
8. Was offered the John Travolta role in the touring production of Hairspray.
7. Trying his hand at failing miserably in the private sector.
6. Didn’t want to be around for transition of Kucinich Administration.
5. Instead of terrorism, trying to keep Lindsay and Paris off the streets.
4. Got a sweet new job at Kinko’s.
3. Letterman has a guy making a sand sculpture of Biff Henderson.*
2. Ran out of laws to circumvent.
And the number one reason…
1. Why not go out on top?
*I can’t explain this one, either.
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