Gonzales Top Ten Redux
Letterman had funnier top ten reasons why Gonzo had to go:
10. Felt he wasn’t incompetent enough for the Bush Administration.
9. Secretly ordered himself to fire himself.
8. Was offered the John Travolta role in the touring production of Hairspray.
7. Trying his hand at failing miserably in the private sector.
6. Didn’t want to be around for [...]
Gratuitous Video Feed
Carlos Vamos: “Little Wing”
Compare to Monte Montgomery’s fiery electrified acoustic version.
Top Ten Reasons Gonzales Had to Go
Avenging Angel on DailyKos counts the ways:
Lying Under Oath
Purging Prosecutors
Misusing the Patriot Act’s National Security Letters
Authorizing Illegal NSA Domestic Surveillance
Enabling John Yoo and Unchecked Presidential War Powers
Rendering the Geneva Conventions “Quaint”
Supporting Military Commissions and the End of Habeas Corpus
Blessing Unprecedented Expansion of Presidential Signing Statements
Facilitating a CIA Leak Cover-Up
Gutting Minority Voting Rights
We will be decades [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“What cracker is this same that deafs our ears
With this abundance of superfluous breath?”
—King John, 2.1.147-48
