Gratuitous Video Feed (America Is Doomed Edition)
Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 is asked to explain why do a fifth of Americans can’t locate America on a world map. Her answer, God bless her, can’t be found on a map of the Solar System.
Her heart’s in the right place. They just didn’t ask her the question she’d studied for.
O Frabjous Day
They’re resigning like flies. Latest to announce is Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
In a news conference Monday morning, Gonzales did not address the reasons for his resignation, and he refused to answer reporters’ shouted questions.
“Even my worst days at Attorney General have been better than my father’s best days,” said Gonzales, whose parents immigrated to Texas [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Here’s a large mouth indeed,
That spits forth death and mountains, rocks and seas,
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions
As maids of thirteen do of puppy dogs!”
—King John, 2.1.457-60
