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Senator Outed by “DC Madame”

Posted on | July 10, 2007

Here’s another “family values” candidate revealed as a hypocrite. Senator David Vitter (R-LA) has finally recalled—after being caught, naturally—that his number must indeed be on alleged DC madame Deborah Jeane Palfrey’ phone records:

“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible,” said Vitter in a statement. “Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there-with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.”

According to Vitter, his phone number appeared on the phone records of the escort service Pamela Martin and Associates before he ran for the Senate in 2004.

From 1999 to 2004, Vitter served as a congressmen in Louisiana’s 1st district.

Here’s his own web site’s statement of his “principles” from his successful ‘04 Senate campaign—read it now before it disappears:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Mac Abrams
(504) 833-1163

Vitter Statement on Protecting the Sanctity of Marriage

“This is a real outrage. The Hollywood left is redefining the most basic institution in human history, and our two U.S. Senators won’t do anything about it.

We need a U.S. Senator who will stand up for Louisiana values, not Massachusetts’s values. I am the only Senate Candidate to coauthor the Federal Marriage Amendment; the only one fighting for its passage. I am the only candidate proposing changes to the senate rules to stop liberal obstructionists from preventing an up or down vote on issues like this, judges, energy, and on and on.” stated David Vitter.

He’ll never be convicted of prostitution based on a phone record and a carefully non-specific “confession,” but the revelation would seem to signal the downfall of a senator who ran on being what obviously is not.

Who’s next?

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One Response to “Senator Outed by “DC Madame””

  1. Lynne
    July 10th, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

    Why is it always the guys who’ve spent a lot of time espousing “Family Values” who get caught doing this stuff? Why not the guys you’d THINK would be ordering out for hookers?

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