The GOP Candidates’ Debate (Late Night Edition)
Via DailyKos:
“This week, all the Republican candidates will be coming to California to debate each other at the Reagan Library. The winner will then be selected by Exxon-Mobil.” —Jay Leno
“The Republican presidential debate was held tonight in California, and ten candidates took part. Political experts say that the ten Republican candidates represented all races, [...]
Caught in a Lie
On the floor of Congress today:
Steny Hoyer and John Conyers just pulled a fast one on the GOP. The GOP has been refusing to support the hate crimes bill because it doesn’t include members of the US Armed Forces and senior citizens. Conyers just rose and basically said, okay, I’ll add them. The Republicans’ response? [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“He is now as valiant as Hercules that only tells
a lie and swears it.”
—Much Ado About Nothing, 4.1.320-21
