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Conservation = Holocaust

No, CNN’s Glenn Beck isn’t really this stupid—but he’s betting that you are. Here he equates limiting carbon emissions with Nazism, and hints that it will lead to UN troops marching down your street, presumably to steal your wimmen!
“And I’m reading this book trying to do some research. And what this book is, is [...]

Of Course They Were

Two-and-a-half million chickens fed on melamine-tainted pet food were sold for human consumption, says the Washington Post:
None of the farm animals is known to have become sick from the food, and very little of the contaminant is suspected of having accumulated in their tissue. Thus, no recall of any products that may still be on [...]

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“Lascivious, wanton, more than well beseems
A man of thy profession and degree.”
—Henry VI, 3.1.19-20

Why, oh why?

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