Family Values
The top four Republican candidates for president in ‘08 have been divorced a total of five times. The five leading Democrats have never been divorced. Guess which party makes all the noise about defending marriage, and guess what that’s worth?
…And We Hope That the Doorknob Won’t Hit Him
Attorney General Gonzales can’t get no White House lovin’. Time to update the ol’ résumé:
The White House on Monday offered tepid support for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales over a controversial prosecutor purge that may cost him his job, expressing “hope” that he will stay on.
“The president said he’s got confidence in Al Gonzales,” spokesman Tony [...]
Gratuitous Video Feed
Ukelele wizard Jake Simabukuro plays “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”
Connecting The Dots
McClatchy keeps digging, unearthing long-buried treasures in the US Attorney firings:
“There were clearly U.S. attorneys that were thorns in the side for one reason or another of the Justice Department,” [US Sen. Dianne] Feinstein said. “The attorney general has said he did not know what was going on … that is very difficult for me [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Vile worm, thou wast o’erlook’d even in thy birth.”
—The Merry Wives of Windsor, 5.5.84
