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Posted on | February 19, 2007

Israeli reporter Uri Dan recounts a conversation with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who cited an old Bush promise to git bin Laden, one with absolutely no homoerotic overtones:

Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon’s delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: “I will screw him in the ass!”

Presumably, President Bush’s ardor has cooled in recent years. Our interrogation centers stand ready, however.

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