Bulwer-Lytton 2006
Posted on | February 9, 2007
This is the annual contest that honors astonishingly bad writing. The results are in, as is the stench. Here’s the “winner” in the Romance category, from Dennis Barry in Dothan, Alabama:
Despite the vast differences in their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most amazing he had ever experienced; and for the entirety of the Labor Day weekend they had sex like monkeys on espresso, not those monkeys in the zoo that fling their feces at you, but more like the monkeys in the wild that have those giant red butts, and access to an espresso machine.
Congratulations, Mr. Barry, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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