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Lyle Lovett on Austin City Limits, performing the bluesy “My Baby Don’t Tolerate” from the 2003 album of the same name. It’s rerunning tomorrow night, by the way. Set your TiVos to stun.
The late Michael Hedges’ “Because It’s There” is aptly named, written as it was to use all those extra strings on [...]

Bulwer-Lytton 2006

This is the annual contest that honors astonishingly bad writing. The results are in, as is the stench. Here’s the “winner” in the Romance category, from Dennis Barry in Dothan, Alabama:
Despite the vast differences in their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most amazing he [...]

“Just A Pinch”

On MSNBC’s Imus in the Morning show, guest Chris Matthews spoke a little too freely as he praised New York mayor Rudy Giuliani:
….And I think the country wants a boss like that. You know, a little bit of fascism there. Just a little bit. Just a pinch of it.
Well, Matthews wants it, anyway, and is [...]

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“When the sun shines let foolish gnats make sport.”
–The Comedy of Errors, 2.2.30

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