2/05/2003
Posted on | February 5, 2007
Four years ago today, then-SecState Colin Powell presented the UN Security Council with a tapestry of lies calculated to justify the invasion and conquest of oil-rich Iraq.
Remember those heady times? Saddam Hussein was ready to unleash his flying monkeys, each carrying a suitcase nuke, and which could strike within forty-five minutes from under your bed BWAHAHAHAHAHA! He was ready to deliver anthrax to your children via lip balm, unless George W. Bush were permitted to rassle the dictator in a live FOX exclusive cage match! Our brave soldiers and Marines were needed right-the-hell-now to kick in the door of the secret double-wide where Hussein had his love trysts with bin Laden.
How’s that workin’ for you lately? Ready for the Administration’s next plan, which is secret but rhymes with “war with Iran”?
