2/05/2003
Four years ago today, then-SecState Colin Powell presented the UN Security Council with a tapestry of lies calculated to justify the invasion and conquest of oil-rich Iraq.
Remember those heady times? Saddam Hussein was ready to unleash his flying monkeys, each carrying a suitcase nuke, and which could strike within forty-five minutes from under your bed [...]
With Six You Get Egg Roll
If you’ve ever wondered how those FAA “terror” watch lists are built, here’s a creepy hint. Denver’s Channel 7 reports that federal air marshals have quotas to fill:
The air marshals, whose identities are being concealed, told 7NEWS that they’re required to submit at least one report a month. If they don’t, there’s no [...]
Gratuitous Video Feed
The greatest and best cover in the world: Jonathan Coulton’s tender reading of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back.”
Don’t miss “The Future Soon” , the R-rated “First of May” or “Skullcrusher Mountain.”
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most
magnanimous mouse.” –Henry IV, Part 2, 3.2.157-58

