Santorum Will Be Missed
The Washington Post reports on just how doggone inconvenient elections are. Corporations will have to begin bribing complete strangers:
Drug companies are particularly hungry for Democratic help, including the industry’s trade association. “We woke up the day after the election to a new world,” said Ken Johnson, spokesman for the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“I think she has a perturbed mind, which I cannot minis-
ter to.” –The Two Noble Kinsmen, 4.3.55-56

