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Oh, Great

Another honkin’-big conflict of interest:

Rep. Alan Mollohan (D-WV) is under investigation by the FBI. And he’s set to assume a top post which would put him in control of the FBI’s budget. Neat trick, eh?

The FBI’s probing Mollohan for possible violations of the law arising from his sprawling network of favors and money which connects him to good friends via questionable charities, alarmingly successful real estate ventures, and hundreds of millions of dollars in earmarked funds.

The investigation appears to be active and ongoing. We’re told that the Feds continue to gather information on the guy. Yet the Democrats look poised to make Mollohan the chairman of the panel which controls the purse strings for the entire Justice Department — including the FBI.

Nice going, Dems.  Wasting no time, are you?

Shakespearean Daily Diss

Bush in Latvia

“If he were opened and you find so much blood in his liver
as will clog the foot of a flea, I’ll eat the rest of th’
anatomy.” –Twelfth Night, 3.2.58-60

Shakespearean Daily Diss

Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard

“He seeks their hate with greater devotion than they can
render it him.” –Coriolanus, 2.2.18-19

Shakespearean Daily Diss

Sean Hannity of FOX News

“No, ’tis slander,
Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue
Outvenoms all the worms of the Nile, whose breath
Rides on the posting winds and doth belie
All corners of the world…” –Cymbeline, 3.4.33-38

Shakespearean Daily Diss

SecDef Rumsfeld
“Thou art no Atlas for so great a weight.” –Henry VI, Part 3, 5.1.36

Back from the Googolplex

Tenacious D

Tenacious D bring the rocket sauce. That is all.

No, that’s not all. The D make everything better.  Of course, this means war.

Kewl

The mapping of the Neanderthal genome is about one percent complete, and so far it appears that we are not descended from that species–nor is there yet any genetic sign of interbreeding.

All told, the team was able to put together about 1 million letters of Neanderthal DNA, according to the paper in Nature. The human genome was used as a guide to place the small pieces. The entire Neanderthal genome is thought to be about 3 billion letters long, the same as for humans.

Parallel work, using DNA from the same Neanderthal bone, was done at the US Department of Energy Joint Genome Institute and the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, both in California. Led by scientist Edward M. Rubin, the team used a slightly different technique and generated about 65,000 letters of Neanderthal DNA.

The two teams came up with different dates for when Neanderthals split from the human line: about 500,000 years ago, and about 700,000. But the estimates are within each other’s margin of error, according to the papers.

Modern humans and H. neanderthalensis would instead have evolved separately from a common ancestor a half-million years ago or more. That ancestor was probably not Homo erectus, to the chagrin of fifth-grade boys everywhere, but was possibly H. antecessor.

Santorum Will Be Missed

The Washington Post reports on just how doggone inconvenient elections are. Corporations will have to begin bribing complete strangers:

Drug companies are particularly hungry for Democratic help, including the industry’s trade association. “We woke up the day after the election to a new world,” said Ken Johnson, spokesman for the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America. “We’re going to have tough days ahead of us.”

A post-election e-mail to executives at the drug company GlaxoSmithKline details just how tough. “We now have fewer allies in the Senate,” says the internal memo, obtained by The Washington Post. “Thus, there is greater risk over the next two years that bad amendments will be offered to pending legislation.” The company’s primary concerns are bills that would allow more imported drugs and would force price competition for drugs bought under Medicare.

The defeat of Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) “creates a big hole we will need to fill,” the e-mail says. Sen.-elect Jon Tester (D-Mont.) “is expected to be a problem,” it says, and the elevation to the Senate of Rep. Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio) “will strengthen his ability to challenge us.”

Not to worry–help is on the way:

The e-mail also mentions that Sen. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) “has worked closely” with the company and that the firm’s PAC had supported six Democratic senators who faced reelection. “These relationships should help us moderate proposals offered by Senate Democrats,” the e-mail says.

….Even as additional Democratic lobbyists are hired, Republican lobbyists don’t expect much falloff in business because GOP lawmakers will be key to stopping legislation that corporations oppose. “You may need to bring other voices to the table as well, but it’s not like a light switch being thrown when someone else is in control,” said GOP lobbyist Mark Isakowitz of Fierce, Isakowitz & Blalock.

….”We lost many friends in this election,” said Steven C. Anderson, president of the Republican-leaning National Restaurant Association. “But that doesn’t mean we can’t make new friends, and that’s what we’ll do.”

Shakespearean Daily Diss

Ann Coulter

“I think she has a perturbed mind, which I cannot minis-
ter to.” –The Two Noble Kinsmen, 4.3.55-56

Shakespearean Daily Diss (Thanksgiving Edition)

REp. Pelosi and Bush

“She, good soul, had as lief see a toad, a very toad, as see
him.” –Romeo And Juliet, 2.4.198-99

US Deaths in Iraq since March 20th, 2003