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Another honkin’-big conflict of interest:
Rep. Alan Mollohan (D-WV) is under investigation by the FBI. And he’s set to assume a top post which would put him in control of the FBI’s budget. Neat trick, eh?
The FBI’s probing Mollohan for possible violations of the law arising from his sprawling network of favors and money which [...]

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“If he were opened and you find so much blood in his liver
as will clog the foot of a flea, I’ll eat the rest of th’
anatomy.” –Twelfth Night, 3.2.58-60

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“He seeks their hate with greater devotion than they can
render it him.” –Coriolanus, 2.2.18-19

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“No, ’tis slander,
Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue
Outvenoms all the worms of the Nile, whose breath
Rides on the posting winds and doth belie
All corners of the world…” –Cymbeline, 3.4.33-38

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“Thou art no Atlas for so great a weight.” –Henry VI, Part 3, 5.1.36

Back from the Googolplex

Tenacious D bring the rocket sauce. That is all.
No, that’s not all. The D make everything better.  Of course, this means war.

Kewl

The mapping of the Neanderthal genome is about one percent complete, and so far it appears that we are not descended from that species–nor is there yet any genetic sign of interbreeding.
All told, the team was able to put together about 1 million letters of Neanderthal DNA, according to the paper in Nature. The human [...]

Santorum Will Be Missed

The Washington Post reports on just how doggone inconvenient elections are. Corporations will have to begin bribing complete strangers:
Drug companies are particularly hungry for Democratic help, including the industry’s trade association. “We woke up the day after the election to a new world,” said Ken Johnson, spokesman for the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of [...]

Shakespearean Daily Diss

“I think she has a perturbed mind, which I cannot minis-
ter to.” –The Two Noble Kinsmen, 4.3.55-56

Shakespearean Daily Diss (Thanksgiving Edition)

“She, good soul, had as lief see a toad, a very toad, as see
him.” –Romeo And Juliet, 2.4.198-99

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