Fear of T-Shirts
Don’t like those shirts that list the names of America’s fallen in the Iraq war? Pass legislation outlawing their sale!
It ought to go without saying that simply listing the dead isn’t violating anyone’s rights, and that next of kin don’t deserve any special control over such use of a loved one’s name. The [...]
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail
With the GOP consistently down in campaign polls, da Prez has turned to an ingenious solution to all of America’s problems: banning gay marriage.
“For decades, activist judges have tried to redefine America by court order,” Mr. Bush said Monday in Statesboro. “Just this last week in New Jersey, another activist court issued a ruling that [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss (Halloween Edition)
“…The scarecrow that affrights our children so.”
–Henry VI, Part I, 1.4.42
