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Posted on | October 10, 2006

I posted a rather silly promo a few minutes ago for my entry in Avon’s FanLit contest:

“Beautifully written.” –daisycat
“Well said, Mr. Darcy.” –lildandy
“Oh, Mr. Darcy. Le Sigh.” –skirbo
“Cute, but nothing happens.” –krliul
“Wait…what?” –ErvinA

Think that Lord Coulter is, despite his obvious charm, just a bit of a thickie? Is the rascal asking for a gauntlet to the cheek, or might he be brought to his senses, and his honour, with a stern talking-to? What lies behind his avoidance of his bride, and why on earth should he order a pot of chocolate? Can his old schoolmate and best man uncover these secrets, and offer a famously hard-won lesson in the duties of matrimony? Find out in…

Mr. Darcy Intervenes

No one will be seated during the last ten paragraphs!

Distinction of rank preserved. Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy sold separately. Side effects may include eye-rolling, drowsiness and outraged snorts. Your squeeage may vary. Please read responsibly.

How big a fan of the ‘95 Ehle/Firth P&P are you, anyway? Can you find the hidden Easter egg, and lord (or lady) it over your colleagues?

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