The Other Other Shoe
The President’s brother Neil, currently third in line for the throne, is posed to make millions from his big brother’s celebrated No Child Left Behind Act, according to Business Week:
[Neil] Bush’s Ignite! Inc. has sold 1,700 COWs since 2005, mainly in Texas, where Bush lives and his brother was once governor. In August, Houston’s school [...]
More Power
Congress passes a bill requiring minimum qualifications for the head of FEMA, seeking to avoid the tragedy and embarrassment of another Michael Brown. Our Leader signs it into law:
To shield FEMA from cronyism, Congress established new job qualifications for the agency’s director in last week’s homeland security bill. The law says the president must [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“And every day that comes comes to decay
A day’s work in him.” –Cymbeline, 1.6.56-57
