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Pre-Millennial Prophecy

Everything you need to know about the motes and beams of modern American politics, in twenty-five words or less:

“It’s vile. It’s more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction.”

Who said it? Why, it was none other than Rep. Mark Foley, eight years before his sudden resignation on Friday. At the time he was definitely speaking of President Clinton, and not, as far as we know, issuing a disguised cry for help. The latest dirt hints, not surprisingly, of an effort to cover up Foley’s predilections by his GOP colleagues:

According to a senior House GOP leadership aide, Hastert’s office was informed of the interview shortly after it occurred, but Hastert himself was not told.

Rep. Dale Kildee (D-Mich.), who serves on the page board, was never told of the interview with Foley.

“I became aware of it this afternoon when [Shimkus] came by my office. I think we should have had a page meeting right away,” Kildee said, referring to last year’s discovery of Foley’s e-mails.

When asked if was upset about being excluded, Kildee said yes, adding, “I’ve been on the page board for 20 years.”

“Sometimes criticism is the only credible kind of support.”

So says James, he of the richly colored photographs and diabolically intermittent ‘blog updates. His post from yesterday is fascinating for the health info, but I just love this particular sentence. It’s more or less a raison d’etre for my own online political rantings.

Tough love can be the highest form of love, because it’s, well, tough. If it were easy, you could do it by waving a flag (or by pinning one on your lapel, for the less athletically inclined). Thinking is hard. Hard as math class, as famed youth-issues philosopher Teen Talk Barbie might have agreed.

America (1789-2006)

It’s over. Only thirty-two of forty-four Senate Democrats, and only one Republican (plus retiring independent Jim Jeffords), stood against the green-lighting of torture, the suspension of habeas corpus, and the grandfathered immunity of the Administration from prosecution for any past violations.

Our unitary Executive has been given carte blanche. The New York Times ticks off the major points on his wish list, all of which were granted by our allegedly “do-nothing” Congress:

Enemy Combatants: A dangerously broad definition of “illegal enemy combatant” in the bill could subject legal residents of the United States, as well as foreign citizens living in their own countries, to summary arrest and indefinite detention with no hope of appeal. The president could give the power to apply this label to anyone he wanted.

The Geneva Conventions: The bill would repudiate a half-century of international precedent by allowing Mr. Bush to decide on his own what abusive interrogation methods he considered permissible. And his decision could stay secret — there’s no requirement that this list be published.

Habeas Corpus: Detainees in U.S. military prisons would lose the basic right to challenge their imprisonment. These cases do not clog the courts, nor coddle terrorists. They simply give wrongly imprisoned people a chance to prove their innocence.

Judicial Review: The courts would have no power to review any aspect of this new system, except verdicts by military tribunals. The bill would limit appeals and bar legal actions based on the Geneva Conventions, directly or indirectly. All Mr. Bush would have to do to lock anyone up forever is to declare him an illegal combatant and not have a trial.

Coerced Evidence: Coerced evidence would be permissible if a judge considered it reliable — already a contradiction in terms — and relevant. Coercion is defined in a way that exempts anything done before the passage of the 2005 Detainee Treatment Act, and anything else Mr. Bush chooses.

Secret Evidence: American standards of justice prohibit evidence and testimony that is kept secret from the defendant, whether the accused is a corporate executive or a mass murderer. But the bill as redrafted by Mr. Cheney seems to weaken protections against such evidence.

Offenses: The definition of torture is unacceptably narrow, a virtual reprise of the deeply cynical memos the administration produced after 9/11. Rape and sexual assault are defined in a retrograde way that covers only forced or coerced activity, and not other forms of nonconsensual sex. The bill would effectively eliminate the idea of rape as torture.

There is not enough time to fix these bills, especially since the few Republicans who call themselves moderates have been whipped into line, and the Democratic leadership in the Senate seems to have misplaced its spine. If there was ever a moment for a filibuster, this was it.

Once upon a time, our government could imprison us, but we were guaranteed our day in court. We were guaranteed the right to see and rebut any evidence against us. We could count, at least, on public knowledge of our confinement.

But that was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead.

Shakespearean Daily Diss

Rep. Bob Ney

“Henceforth be never number’d among men!” –A Midsummer Night’s Dream, 3.2.67

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Pres. Clinton faces Chris Wallace of FOX News

“It would discredit the blest gods, proud man,
To answer such a question.” –Troilus And Cressida, 4.5.246-47

Don’t Undress With Texas

The Lone Star State is once again safe from the evils of nekkidness. Denver’s Channel 7 tells us of a Texas art teacher who has just been fired:

An award-winning Texas art teacher who was reprimanded after one of her fifth-grade students saw a nude sculpture during a trip to a museum has lost her job….

The Fisher Elementary School art teacher came under fire last April when she took 89 fifth-graders on a field trip to the Dallas Museum of Art. Parents raised concerns over the field trip after their children reported seeing a nude sculpture at the art museum.

The parents had signed permission slips allowing their children to take part in the field trip. McGee’s lawyer said the principal at Fisher Elementary School admonished her after a parent complained that a student had seen nude art.

Well, the children may not learn the meaning of the word “permission” from this episode, but they will at least have been taught that the human body is dirty.

Note that the school’s “Ten Everyday Essentials” say little or nothing about education. Item number ten does say, with a straight face, “Accept that making mistakes is a part of the process. Learn from them and move on.”

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“What a thrice-double ass
Was I, to take this drunkard for a god,
And worship this dull fool!” –The Tempest, 5.1.295.97

Rice Lies (Only on Days Ending in “Y”)

Raw Story breaks it:

A memo received by United States Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice shortly after she became National Security Advisor in 2001 directly contradicts statements the Secretary made to reporters yesterday….

“We were not left a comprehensive strategy to fight al Qaeda,” Rice told a reporter for the New York Post on Monday. “Big pieces were missing,” Rice added, “like an approach to Pakistan that might work, because without Pakistan you weren’t going to get Afghanistan”….

However, RAW STORY has found that just five days after President George W. Bush was sworn into office, a memo from counter-terrorism expert Richard A. Clarke to Rice included the 2000 document, “Strategy for Eliminating the Threat from the Jihadist Networks of al-Qida: Status and Prospects.” This document devotes 2 of its 13 pages of material to specifically addressing strategies for securing Pakistan’s cooperation in airstrikes against al Qaeda and the Taliban in Afghanistan.

The strategy document includes “three levers” that the United States had started applying to Pakistan as far back as 1990. Sanctions, political and economic methods of persuasion are all offered as having been somewhat successful.

Other portions of the passages relating to Pakistan – marked as “operational details” – have been redacted from the declassified memo at the CIA’s request….

“Operational details,” presumably, means plans that have already been employed. Secretary Rice is a liar, and today looks like a particularly clumsy one, a perhaps inevitable result of the Administration’s drift further and further from reality-based Earth.

The Ticking Time-Bomb Lie (#23,505 in a series)

In The Progressive, Alfred McCoy debunks the scenario of the ticking time bomb used to call for the legalization of torture. They’re selling it on television, which seems to be the only place it works. Our Fearful Leader spake thusly unto the multitudes:

In defense of the CIA’s past and future use of this “alternative set of procedures,” Bush told his national television audience a thrilling tale of covert action derring-do almost plucked from the pages of a script for 24. After “they risked their lives to capture some of the most brutal terrorists on Earth,” courageous American agents “worked day and night” to track down “a trusted associate of Osama bin Laden” named Abu Zubaydah. But once in custody, he was “defiant and evasive.” Knowing that “captured terrorists have . . . intelligence that cannot be found any other place,” the CIA, with White House approval, applied that “alternative set of procedures” and thereby extracted timely information that “helped in the planning . . . of the operation that captured Khalid Sheik Mohammed.” Then, “KSM was questioned by the CIA using these procedures,” producing intelligence that stopped a succession of lethal ticking bombs….

As in so many of these ticking-bomb tales, Bush’s supposed successes crumble on closer examination. Just four days later, The New York Time reported that the FBI claimed it got the key information from Abu Zubaydah with its noncoercive methods and that other agencies already had much of his supposedly “vital” intelligence.

It’s not about keeping you safer.  It’s about keeping you ignorant, and about keeping them in power.

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SecDef Rumsfeld
“A gentle riddance,–draw the curtain, go.”  –The Merchant of Venice, 2.7.78

US Deaths in Iraq since March 20th, 2003