What is the Internet?
Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK), chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee–charged with regulating, among other things, the Internet–on the Internet: “It’s not a truck. It’s a series of tubes.” Striving ever on toward coot-hood, the Senator continued:
“I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning [...]
Shakespearean Daily Diss
“Live you the marble-breasted tyrant still.” –Twelfth Night, 5.1.122

